i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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