called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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