East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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