I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I wish i was in the wii world.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
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