It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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