Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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