white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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