I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Randomize