My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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