dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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