she was so not down for the gang bang
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
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