brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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