we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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