Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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