Already got asked if we're dating
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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