Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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