If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Everything about him screamed your future.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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