Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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