so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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