It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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