1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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