I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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