so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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