I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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