i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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