I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
We left the knife in your bed.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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