remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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