After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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