Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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