Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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