Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i just had sex bonerless
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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