you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
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