East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
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