I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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