one two three fourrrrnication!
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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