You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
