Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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