whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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