Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Randomize
