so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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