Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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