i just had sex bonerless
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'm sobbing to NWA
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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