It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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