who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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