Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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