Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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