Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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