As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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