Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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