I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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