Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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