Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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