do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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