ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
