it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Everclear isn't food dammit
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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