If that was your dad, he is hot
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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