no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
