I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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